Wake Me When the Semester’s Over

WELCOME to the COLLEGE SCENE of the 1980s – where students harness nuclear power to beat the grade curve . where calculators have identity crises. and where beer, sex, and food are. still taken more seriously than Philosophy 101. Meet: Melanie, devoted to her “physics of sex” experiment; her boyfriend, Dupie, who sends his parents smelling salts with his tuition bills; C.I.A. Bird, the college mascot who eats at McDonald’s; and Madigan, who uses drugs as study aids and majors in partying. Wacky, clever, and much more fun than being on the dean’s list, here’s the freshest addition to college humor to come along in a decade!